Wednesday, July 23, 2008
crocodili
Metoda logica de vanat crocodili: Materiale necesare: Un sezlong, un volum de poezie contemporana, o luneta, o penseta si o cutiuta. Mod de operare: Te duci pe malul Nilului, sau unde stii tu ca sunt crocodili, te intinzi pe sezlong, iei volumul de poezie tanara si te apuci sa citesti. Fiind poezie tanara, adormi imediat. Crocodilul te vede si-si zice: "Hopa! Micul dejun". Se apropie si da sa te manance, moment in care observa volumul de poezie contemporana si, curios, incepe sa-l rasfoiasca. Fiind poezie tanara, adoarme imediat. Tu, care-ai adormit inaintea lui, logic, te si trezesti inaintea lui. Iei luneta, o tii invers si te uiti la crocodil. Iei penseta si-l pui in cutiuta.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Zeciuiala
There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, "We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! We're going to die!"
The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"
The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"
The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."
The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"
The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
ce zici
Intelegandu-i pe ingineri - Actul Unu Doi studenti la inginerie mergeau prin campus cand unul dintre ei spune: - De unde ai bicicleta asta superba? Al doilea raspunde: -Sa vezi, ieri mergeam pe aici gandindu-ma la referatele mele, cand a aparut in fata mea o femeie foarte frumoasa pe aceasta bicicleta. Si-a scos toate hainele si mi-a spus: "Ia de la mine orice poftesti". Celalalt da din cap intelegator si zice: - Ai facut o alegere buna. Hainele ei probabil nu ti se potriveau!
pareri
Optimistul: paharul e pe jumatate plin. - Pesimistul: paharul e pe jumatate gol. - Inginerul: paharul are dublu din capacitatea necesara.
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